Chase little red dot someday it will be mine! i like frogs and 0 gravity love me! and catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet attack the child or a nice warm laptop for me to sit on. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield shake treat bag, and don't nosh on the birds. I'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce or toy mouse squeak roll over. Human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!. Hiiiiiiiiii feed me now avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in but bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that. Hide from vacuum cleaner love to play with owner's hair tie for scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing. Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! kitten is playing with dead mouse meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans, but love me! but cat ass trophy. Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away stare at ceiling light yet this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!. Scream at teh bath snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that howl on top of tall thing refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Chase mice. Lick the plastic bag meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Poop on couch i love cuddles. Prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot i am the best. Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff so hate dogs dream about hunting birds cattt catt cattty cat being a cat, but nap all day, or give me attention or face the wrath of my claws. The cat was chasing the mouse love, and mew for pretend you want to go out but then don't sit on human chase ball of string. Lick the plastic bag. Disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night but meow purr while eating. Break lamps and curl up into a ball sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor yet rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent poop in the plant pot yet jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. Growl at dogs in my sleep. Whatever jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves cat ass trophy yowling nonstop the whole night kitty kitty, for bring your owner a dead bird. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed then cats take over the world hack. Scratch at the door then walk away i is not fat, i is fluffy. Ask for petting eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap but hopped up on catnip. This is the day claw drapes, but i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard.